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selfie shoulder

The easiest way to tell if a picture is a selfie, especially when the selfie taker denies it.

Selfie shoulder is where one shoulder is way too far forward in that picture because the selfie taker is stretching that arm to aim the camera back at themselves.

"That's not a selfie! My friend Reese took it!"
"Girl, that big ol' selfie shoulder says otherwise."

by Dolores Del Rio January 31, 2014

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Suggestive selfie

A photo depicting a sexual mannerism such as boobs. Butt, penis or vagina

hey babe would you send me a suggestive selfie

by hsuehshdjdhdksh March 5, 2019

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Creampie Selfie

When a guy takes his picture with a creampie he just created

Jake : Damn check out the Creampie Selfie Chad just sent me!
Craig : Damn that's a nice pussy wonder who's it is?
Steve : It's Michelle's he was going to fuck her all weekend thank god I got the Creampie selfie too! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Jake : Nice!
Craig : Nice!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Jake : Quit crying you fucking baby!
Craig : Hey Jake can you send me a Creampie Selfie after you fuck Kiersten tonight?
Jake : Sure as long as you send me A Creampie Selfie after you fuck Jenna tonight!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Craig : Oh quit crying you fucking baby!
Jake : Poor baby no pussy for Mark guess he can't send us A Creampie Selfie!

by SlopNChop November 13, 2018

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Selfie Stick

Shaquille O'Neals's Cock

Justin Beiber was grinding on the selfie stick.

by RedBear14 April 4, 2015

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cat selfie

A selfie taken with your cat

I posted a cat selfie on my Instagram

by nickrobinsonandcats August 4, 2015

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golden selfie

A golden shower where the victim and the offender are one and the same.

The wind was stiff and when he aimed right into the wind Tim ended up giving himself a golden selfie.

by setophaga September 24, 2013

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Selfie-Conscious

the feeling that none of the selfies you just took were good enough for facebook or instagram so you take them over and over again until you're satisfied.

"Everyone was waiting and getting mad at Jess because she was being selfie-conscious and kept retaking selfies that all looked the same anyway."

by Kuya Mikey April 10, 2014

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