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When a woman has sex and allows her partner to come inside her and than has sex with another person the next day allowing him to come inside her as well. Hence the mixing on sperms making semen cocktail .
Trish had sex with Luke and Mark a night apart , this created a semen cocktail inside her vagina.
The shower shoes that the officers give you when your in jail
Inmate 1: I'm in need of a good shower.
Inmate 2: Well dont forget to wear your semen slappers or you're gonna get my babies all over your feet!
when a man ejaculates a large amount of semen into a woman's face and her eyes become stuck together and fused
jon: im so sorry. i just semen fused your eyes together
Amy: #LessGlue!
When a girl likes the taste of cum so much that she will drop anything to get it.
Hey, where did Kelci go? You know she went to go suck dick. That girl is so semen whipped!
A women who apparently takes birth control but miraculously gets pregnant. She's been known to poke holes in condoms and will guilt you into marrying her. 18 years later you're not the father!
"Why would you stay with her man she's a total semen thief?"
a disease that makes male semen abnormally thick and powerful. This causes condoms to break as soon as the male cums causeing any woman who fucked a guy that has that disease to instantly become pregnant even if she is on birth control or is old.
DONT MESS WITH SUPER SEMEN CAUSE U CAN DIE FROM IT...
billy joe: wanna fuck
edna: hell nah u have SUPER SEMEN
billy joe: pls
edna: NO BILLY JOE I COULD DIE OR WORSE GET PREGNANT!!!
9 months after getting pregnant the screaming crying results
We went to the store and this semen monster was going crazy in the toy aisle