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when a bunch of guys cum into a pot and boil it then proceed to pour it all over some girl and watch it boil her skin
hey guys i just met this girl and she asked if we could give her a little satan semen
When you have a tiny, almost microscopic dick and for some reason are able to jiz
Guy1: Dude, your girlfriend said you are huge
Guy2: No dude, Monkey semen
The shower shoes that the officers give you when your in jail
Inmate 1: I'm in need of a good shower.
Inmate 2: Well dont forget to wear your semen slappers or you're gonna get my babies all over your feet!
When a girl has had that much semen all up inside her, she creates a group consisting of other girls who are slags like her.
Phil: Oh my God! Did you hear she slept with 4 guys over the weekend?
Tom: Doesn't surprise me, she's blatantly part of semen gang.
When a woman has sex and allows her partner to come inside her and than has sex with another person the next day allowing him to come inside her as well. Hence the mixing on sperms making semen cocktail .
Trish had sex with Luke and Mark a night apart , this created a semen cocktail inside her vagina.
A women who apparently takes birth control but miraculously gets pregnant. She's been known to poke holes in condoms and will guilt you into marrying her. 18 years later you're not the father!
"Why would you stay with her man she's a total semen thief?"
Greg gave his dad a cup of salty water as a prank, and when he took a sip he spit it out and said “What is this, semen water?”