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The shower shoes that the officers give you when your in jail
Inmate 1: I'm in need of a good shower.
Inmate 2: Well dont forget to wear your semen slappers or you're gonna get my babies all over your feet!
When a woman has sex and allows her partner to come inside her and than has sex with another person the next day allowing him to come inside her as well. Hence the mixing on sperms making semen cocktail .
Trish had sex with Luke and Mark a night apart , this created a semen cocktail inside her vagina.
When a girl has had that much semen all up inside her, she creates a group consisting of other girls who are slags like her.
Phil: Oh my God! Did you hear she slept with 4 guys over the weekend?
Tom: Doesn't surprise me, she's blatantly part of semen gang.
A women who apparently takes birth control but miraculously gets pregnant. She's been known to poke holes in condoms and will guilt you into marrying her. 18 years later you're not the father!
"Why would you stay with her man she's a total semen thief?"
9 months after getting pregnant the screaming crying results
We went to the store and this semen monster was going crazy in the toy aisle
when a man ejaculates a large amount of semen into a woman's face and her eyes become stuck together and fused
jon: im so sorry. i just semen fused your eyes together
Amy: #LessGlue!
When a huge amount of semen is built up in the anus of a homosexual
Man, that was huge semen plug that Derek finally was able to pass!