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the art of leaving a group of people without saying goodbye
Joey and I were in the middle of shooting pool last night and he did the shadow out move on us in the middle of the game.
When a girl is naked faceing away from you with her legs slightly open. There is a small window between her thighs. You can catch a glimpse of the pussy but only the shadow of it.
Man, did you see the shadow pussy when that girl turned around?
Sponsor for some of the greatest songs of all time. E.g. Gout by Joeyy
This song is sponsored by... THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT
The Shadow Reader is an American YouTuber that makes horror-centered videos, specifically creepypastas as well as other content including rants. His YouTube channel currently has over 17,000 subscribers and 6 million video views as of April 2019.
}Joseph}: Yo Wanna, Watch The Shadow Reader?
{me}: Fuck yes!-
The hoe over there that hasn't received much of her usual attention from guys even after many attempts. They normally lose attention after becoming too clingy or their might just be new hoe in the building taking up all her business.
"I've noticed that lacey has become a shadowed thot lately. She looks extra desperate today. I'll see you later, I'm going to try and smash."
The beard stubble guys with weak facial hair grow when they only shave on the weekends. Like 5 o'clock shadow, except it takes all week to grow.
Guy 1: Dude, you got 5 o'clock shadow.
Guy 2: I know, I haven't shaved since Sunday.
Guy 1: Dude, it's Friday. That's Friday shadow.
The shadow broker is an information trader, a walking encyclopedia of every living person and anything you could want to know about them... plus everything you really didn't need to know. Like a giant sponge they soak up information constantly and have often been heard regurgitating unfiltered descriptions at the drop of a name, which can include anything from the last event in which that person was seen and everyone else in attendance.... To the name of their dog, mother and the type of car they drive. If the shadow broker hasnt heard of someone... They pretty much don't exist.
I knew my boyfriend was acting weird so I asked the shadow broker and found out about his secret tranny addiction!