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Another term for a handjob, you jack someone off and mine their shaft for their cum.
Jenna: I totally shaft mined him the other day, I got that sweet sweet cum
Sally: man Jenna your the best at shaft mining
The action of a man giving head to another man and his mustache dragging across the other man's shaft, like a broom across the floor
Yeah Dustin's shaft broom really cleaned my dick last night!
The fleshy space between a girls' tits when she's wearing a low cut dress open down to her navel.
Amy Adams' ho shaft was nominated for best supporting actress in American Hustle.
When a car hookup is about to go down and someone opens the car looking for someone/something else and is encountered by two naked people about to do the do.
Alex: I was just going to find Mike and I opened his car door to find Jack and Ashley about to do the nasty. I just totally got stick shafted.
Jack: Alex, you're such a stick shaft.
Smoking cigarettes. Aka: drilling butts.
"I was gagging shaft on my lunch break when it suddenly started to rain"
A blot clot stuck to the shaft of a penis after having sex with a woman during her menstrual period.
After withdrawing his penis from his girlfriends bloody vagina he exclained in shock, "Damn girl!! That's the biggest shaft leech I've ever seen!!!"
Jacking off with hot sauce
My peepee really hurts. I think I have spicy shaft and spicy nuts