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when you just meant to fart but accidentally shit yo pants
Hey Jeff i think that we might want to stop having buttsex because i just sharted my pants
A moist/wet fart. A shit cross a fart.
Yo I did the wettest shart EVER!
A new species of a shark. One that resemples poop with a mix of a fart.
Sydney: *Laughing her butt off*
Nicole: "Wow.... did Ralphie poop. Wait is that smell coming from you Sydney?"
Kelli: "Nicole, I think Sydney sharted. Like pooped while farted"
A wet fart. Usually made with a squishing or dirty sound. Usually occurs when one "forces" a reluctant poot. Really bad when you are wearing shorts as the product of the said "wet fart" runs down your legs leaving brown, green, or yellow streams. Smells range from pure poo to a rotten egg smell. Embarassing, trust me. Basically you shit yourself. If you can't fart don't force it. Instant regret.
When is a fart not a fart? When it is a shart!
A wet fart. Usually made with a squishing or dirty sound. Usually occurs when one "forces" a reluctant poot. Really bad when you are wearing shorts as the product of the said "wet fart" runs down your legs leaving brown, green, or yellow streams. Smells range from pure poo to a rotten egg smell. Embarassing, trust me. Basically you shit yourself. If you can't fart don't force it. Instant regret.
When is a fart not a fart? When it is a shart!