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When having sexual relations in the anus a person can sometimes slip into a state of nausea, and they maybe even begin to experience a temporary loss of hearing and/or eye sight.
"Liz's ex-boyfriend was so big that when his dick slipped into her anus she got shell shocked!"
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When you're going down on a girl, and when you really start to enjoy it, she has her period. It's like being in first place in Mario kart, until someone uses a red shell.
It was going so good last night, until she red shelled me
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Him and almo are part of the adush gang which means he’s hard he’s a propa g
And smokes a few zoots with almo
Ellis Shell: yes almo. Did u bring the zoots so we can smoke em while the Irwin dickheads gone g
Almo: yea g can’t wait till the lil dick urwin gets back so we can bang the shit out of him
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A vagina so desirable that other vaginas flock to it, similar to the blue shell in Mario Kart attacking the enemy in first place.
Did you see her pussy? It’s perfect, a true blue shell vagina.
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an individual who shoves eggs up their anus for sexual pleasure and/or to please the league owner Chris Kyle.
all shell league admins at the moment.
One does not simply define the Magic Conch Shell. It defines you.
Magic Conch Shell, can I define you?
-No.
means having a pocket full of bullets
Rage Against The Machine: rally round the family, pocket full of shells.
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