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when you gotta pull a quick one and take a shower where you don't wash your hair and maybe shave your legs
that hoe lexi must of taken a mild shower, her hair is greasy
her hair is greasy but her legs are smooth af, she probably took a mild shower
yo she rushed out the door and probably took a mild shower
When a tycoon or boss takes money, preferably in 20s, 50s, and 100s, and "makes it rain" on unsuspecting bitches for no apparent reason other than showing their boss and/or tycoon status.
Hey baby have you ever experienced a tycoon shower? (commences to showering girl with money).
Taking a shower after going the bathroom, because you are all out of toilet paper.
I'm too lazy to go to the store, so after my morning shit, I had to take a shameful shower.
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When Its Not Your Week To Take A Shower So You Have To Sneak Around To Do It
Secret Shower
person 1 "I'm Going To Go Take A Shower"
person 2 "But Its Not Your Week Its My Week"
person 1 "Fine I'm Just Going To Go Into The Bathroom BUT not To Take A Shower" *wink wink*
person 2 "fine by me"
When you wake up in Pacific Beach, to be specific, and are so hungover and hungry that you simply just turn your underwear from the previous night inside out and continue the party at breakfast.
Dude 1: Dude did you take a shower this morning before breakfast?
Dude 2: Of course dude, PB Shower is a must
Dude 1: Obvi
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After seeing Tiffany's hot mom in a bikini, there would be a good shower story in the morning.
A never-ending cycle of shampoo bottles hitting you, because they fell on your toes in the shower and you got pissy at them so you kicked them, only then to have them hit you again.
These stubbed toes are from my violent shower last night...