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When your chick puts a gob of rubbing vasoline in her mouth and then slobbers it all over your dick. She then proceeds to give you a nasty handjob.
My chick just gave me the nastiest sloppy john last night.
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A man's wet beard after going down on a woman.
Do not come up here and put that Sloppy Schnauzer in my face after you been eatin' that pussy!
When your fuckin your english teacher from behind and right before you ejaculate inside of her, you yell "I am BEOWULF" and then smack her in the face with ur vocab book.
"Damn, last night my student did The Sloppy Sugarman to me...He's definetly passing my class now. It was the wildest thing Ive done."
"When a tall, Persian eyed woman who goes by the name Big Al, rubbeth thy hang down with the contents of an old easy cheese canister." - Benjamin Franklin 1768
It was a foggy, mid evil night as I lyeth in thy staw bed listening to her old, clubfoot draggeth across the cold, cobble stone floor. It wasn't until I heard the familiar clinketh of an old easy cheese canister against big Al's chastity belt, that I knew a sloppy handra was about to go down
When you suck yourself and stick it in her ear while playing rock band listening to the my little pony theme song.
I gave Stephanie a sloppy ear.
A reference to sex sounds. Usually the getting railed variety.
I couldn’t sleep with the camp counselor railing the new kid in the upper bunch. The sloppy slapping was just too much.
I walked in the house and could hear some sloppy slapping going on in the shower.
Man lathers his cock with BBQ sauce and then proceeds to have a woman suck it off. His hand is then dunked into the remaining sauce and he starts to masturbate. The woman must then be slapped across the face with a BBQ sauce covered hand and bent over and humped from behind. Then, before ejaculating, the man must turn the woman onto her back lick her vagina clean of all the BBQ sauce.
After grilling for my family and the kids went to bed, I gave my wife a real sloppy hog.