Slow as bread

Expression used when something is taking a long time. Actually goes back to Biblical times when Jesus was handing out bread but he kept talking and talking and finally when everyone had their bread everyone was like "Jesus is slow as bread" and Judas was like "Let's kill this guy"

Apollo though Jesus was slow as bread

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Slow Roll

When a person seeking an answer is perpetually put off, usually by having to answer subsequent questions given consecutively, before his original question may be answered.

Before leaving, Fred's boss Allen executed a perfect slow roll maneuver, delaying Fred's departure by asking made up questions, the answers of which Fred had to find before Allen would allow Fred to depart.

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slow-gasm

When a dude orgasms but not fully so he only cums a bit then he's cool to keep going til he fully blows his load.

Also known as partial orgasm or male multiple orgasm

I only slow-gasmed when i jacked off so I went out still horny.

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Slowed + Reverbed

Slowed + Reverbed is the gentrified idiot's version of chopped and screwed, which was originated by DJ Screw (R.I.P). Plus, this slow and reverb crap is just a slowed down version of the song without any special effects or anything but the sound like it's in a gym or something. There's nothing good about it, and people need to stick with chopped and screwed, which was made and created by a rapper and not some white kid in his mommy's basement. Sick of seeing these videos in my YouTube feed.

Normal person: I love Chopped and Screwed music!
Stupid Gentrified Idiot: yOu meAN sLOwEd + reVERBed!?
Normal person: The only thing slow and "reverbed" is you, dumb ass.

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Slow Down

Another way to say stop being so 'rude'. Used normally by 12 year old chavs.

Chav: Why are your jeans so tight?
Normal Person: They're called skinny jeans...
Chav: Slow down bruv.

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Slow play

When you have a very strong hand in poker, but play passively in the hopes of getting others to bluff or catch a card that will make a good second best hand. The ultimate objective is to get more money out of your opponents.

Bob: When the flop came down 88J and I had 8J, I checked it in the hopes that someone would catch something and I could get paid off.

Saul: Nice slow play.

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Slow Leak

Some who is stupid.Dont have common sense.

He ack so stupid.He must have a Slow Leak.

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