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Someone who is very selfish in the way that they speak. They don’t think before they speak and it’s usually passive aggressive or rude
Jena: that’s a pretty outfit “sarcastically”
Steve: shut up Jena just because you’re poor
Jena: don’t start with me smart mouth
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A guy with blond hair who is intelligent. He often does mental feats which other people find astounding.
I am a smart blond: I am taking an AP world hsitory class in 10'th grade with a B average. I am taking latin 3 with an A average. I am taking english with an A average. I am reading Chaucer in middle english for fun. I am an INTP by MBTI typing.
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What Joe Biden thinks you are if you ask him to lower the U.S. citizens' tax burden.
While visiting Kopp's frozen custard shop in Milwaukee where smart-ass Custard Shop Manager Scott Borkin was on duty, Vice President Joe Biden was sampling some of the tasty treats.
Biden: "What do I owe you for the delicious custard?"
Smart-ass Custard Shop Manager Scott Borkin: “Don’t worry, it’s on the house. … Lower our taxes and we’ll call it even.”
Biden: “Why don’t you say something nice instead of being a Smart–ass all the time?”
Smart-ass Custard Shop Manager Scott Borkin: (Thinking) This motherfucker just lost my vote.
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Someone who is, at the very least, intelligent enough to not live on the street.
People with street smarts hate people with book smarts because they are envious of their superior intellect.
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Smart Aleck- When someone is a pain in the ass, they’re also being annoying, and they act like they know it all
You’re a smart aleck! Stop being a smart aleck
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someone who's extremely smart and shows it with extremely high grades in school.
the fruit thought he was the smart waffle, yet when slugger came into the room he knew he was definately wrong.
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How to play Smart Mash in just 7 easy steps.
1. Find the smartest person you know.
2. Bring some of your mates (male).
3. Choose your location and tie your allocated smart person up so they cannot move (a gag or tape is optional if you want to muffle the screams)
4. Cut (or use your own method) their head open exposing their healthy live brain.
5. Proceed to cut and mash their brain up inside the skull.
6. You all stand around the person's mashed brains and wank yourself off, last one to jizz / cum the losers punishment can be seen in step 7.
7. The loser of step 6 has to go first at eating the mashed up brains, out of your allocated persons skull.
First person to throw up is the loser.
Disclaimer: don't do this.
Hey guys want to play Smart Mash this weekend?
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