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The term “I’m sneezing” refers to a person emotion. You don’t understand it, you just feel it.
Person 1: “Bro I’m sneezing!”
Person 2: YEEEEAAAHHH
Person 1: “I’m sneezing and crying”
Person 2: “Me too man”
The act of inducing a sneeze in order to speed up a bowel movement.
Jack: I have to take a dump babe.
Jill: Okay, just hurry. The movie starts in 2 minutes
*Jack returns after 1:30*
Jill: That was quick. Why is your nose so runny and your eyes so red?
Jack: I had to snort popcorn salt to induce a constipation sneeze.
Jill: Awh honey I'm so proud of you!
*Lives happily ever after*
When a man has a orgasm and he always ends up whit a pile of cum.
Man i i hate cum and i just want to climax and i usualy end up whit a crotch sneeze
when you sneeze and a little poop comes out
Fluffy had a bag cold, when she sneezed it made her butthole sneeze also.
To be so rich that you sneeze money (figuratively speaking)
Bob-"Man P. Diddy is so rich it's not even fair.."
Billy-"Every time he sneezes you know he sneeze money"
I asked my daughter if she had a case of the chocolate sneezes.