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The rapidly tied knot at the open end of a condom. The Sock Knot is immediately tied post ejaculation and withdrawal of the penis. A Sock Knot prevents the messy leak of semen from the used prophylactic.
After Roger blew his nut, he quickly removed the sheath from his penis and tied a quick Sock Knot to keep the mess to a minimum.
When your testicles hang in your scrotum like 2 snooker balls in a sock
My bollocks hang like a gangsters sock
The Cum Sock is the only place where you can store all of your unborn children.
Some benefits of using The Cum Sock is it stimulates an actual coochie if you do it right. As well as an easy clean up.
Some people have multiple of these socks.
You use The Cum Sock when you don’t want your special yogurt getting everywhere and on your hands.
You can then save your Cum Sock in a jar if you want to.
Disclaimer: Just don’t let anyone touch your Cum Sock or they will need therapy for life.
Yo bro, I just had the best nut ever the other day.
Oh really, how
I started using The Cum Sock
Wtf bro
When you’ve been pink socked so many times, that a good fart will cause a self inflicted pink sock.
Damnit, I just fart socked my self!
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Being interrupted mid-masturbation. Can be when one is directly caught in the act or is interrupted by other means, i.e. an unexpected guest at the door, a phone call, someone coming to check up on them, etc.
I was almost finished choking the chicken when my brother barged into my room and sock blocked me.
Someone who has their shit together.
She has really got her shit in a sock.
The imprint your socks leaves on your calves and ankles after wearing them all day.
"Man it's hot outside, but I can't wear shorts."
"Why not?"
"Cuz these damn tube socks gave me a sock stamp."