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An event or scenario that is absolutely guaranteed to happen
1.) Is uncle Ed making baked spaghetti again for the party?
- Of course
2.) Will the Blackhawks win the Stanley cup again this year?
- Baked spaghetti
A spaghetti board is the act on 3 or more males lined up infront of a table with their dicks out. The goal is for the dicks to move side to side without touching eachother. If one dick touches another members they both have to slam their nuts as hard as they can into the side of the table
Yo lets give a spaghetti boar a go
He touched my dick whilst doing a spaghetti board
First you would need to make a mold of your dick then you would wrap that mold in spaghetti and freeze it, next you take the mold out and put your penis inside the frozen spaghetti condom. After that you just start fucking and when the spaghetti is basically all the way de-thawed you cum through it creating a spaghetti creampie. Eating the spaghetti and doing a lady n the tramp type situation after wards is highly recommended but optional.
My first time in Italy I enjoyed a spaghetti creampie with one of the locals.
Basiclly just the same as cool beans, meaning that something is ok
Hey mate i've got ur money
Warm spaghetti mate
When someone gets their butthole fisted so hard the isnide of their butthole comes out, and looks like pasta sauce for spaghetti.
"Hey Jeorge, i heard Tracy tried something called 'Insideout Spaghetti' on you. How was it?"
"The inside of my butt felt very violated and i felt go inside out."
is better than
Dad's ravioli
Grandma's ginocchi
Girlfriend's tortellini
Grandpa's rigatoni
You better lose yourself in ya mom's spaghetti
It's ready
You better never let it go
You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow
'Cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime, yo 🍝
A person with thin flabby arms that lacks muscle resembling cooked spaghetti. They also wave their hands while in conversation.
Glen was having a heated argument with Bob over a road rage incident, Bob got upset Glen was flailing his spaghetti arms around and Bob body slammed Glen to the ground.