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When you're shagging a chick, you say "I have aids" and try and see how long you can stay inside her.
David was shagging Lucy, he decided to have some spanish rodeo fun, he yelled "I HAVE AIDS" and managed to fuck her for 5 seconds before she bucked him off.
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An awful time in Jewish and general history, the Spanish Inquisition was commenced by Queen Isabel and King Ferdinand of Spain. Jews were systematically and specifically persecuted, forced either to convert to Roman Catholicism or be killed by the monarchy.
The Spanish Inquisition may have affected Christopher Columbus to be quiet about his own Jewish heritage.
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After coming inside a females mouth, the male makes her turn over, spit out the sperm onto the floor, then screws her doggie style while using her face to mop it up.
Mr. Marcus didn't teach his wife how to dust, but he did turn her into a Spanish Mop!
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When one or more pocket is lower than the rest of the table in pool or billiards.
The Spanish Curve on this table is really bad the balls always roll towards that pocket.
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The area of sea that stretched from the west coast of spain to its' latin american territories.
"Remember the Maine! To hell with Spain!"...apparentley
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a woman touches her vagina while her partner pulls up and down on her arm to masturbate her. think of it as a female version of the dutch rudder
boast totally gave that chick some spanish masting... what a crazy cat!
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When one person shaves his or her pubic region into another person's mouth.
Anna squatted down, broke out the razor, and gave seth a mean course of Spanish Spaghetti.
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