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An epithet hurled by class warriors at people born to wealth and privilege.Of course they wish they had chosen their parents more wisely.
ACTRESS/WAITRESS 1:"I have Paris Hilton's table.LUCKY SPERM bitch!The whole fuckin'table of 'em.She better fuckin' tip BIG."
ACTRESS/WAITRESS 2:"My...what beautiful green eyes you have."
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Someone who sneaks up in the middle of the night to suck your cock while you sleep.
Jane: Jim, why do you look so drained?
Jim: I awoke last night to find a sperm burgular sucking my dick.
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A girl who enjoys swallowing huge loads, often more than one in a sitting. She can be identified when she asks you to pull out and go in her mouth.
We were having sex and when I was ready to go she pulled me out and had me go in her mouth. Man what a sperm tank.
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The phenomenon that is connected to the creation of head pubies, it is whenever a little girl before puberty gets a significantly large birthmark-looking blotch somewhere on their body, but usually occurs on their shoulder. It is a scientifically proven that only 5% of the female population will ever develop this, as they have the choice to either stay a woman or become a male-female hybrid before the onset of puberty, in which if it the girl has accepted to being a Sperm Child; the hidden dick inside the birthmark looking blotch to reveal itself. During its incubation the girl may have the dick talk to her, console her and advise her on various sorts of methods in getting harder as a person (p-penis). Properly allowing Sperm Child to develop results in the girl gaining head pubies, as well as dick-related powers, like wang-bending and using the released dick to shoot diamond hard sperm at enemies. Wispy poo arm hair may also develop
Cummel Does: Hey Jizzy why do you have head pubies on your....OMG YOU'RE A SPERM CHILD! WISPY POO! WISPY WISPY! WISPY PLLLZZZ!
Jizzy: Gurackurah! *Pulls out cock and stabs Cummels in the dick*
Cummel Does: *cum tear*
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Blanket on top of hotel/motel beds, this is the sheets with the jizz, don't touch it, or you will be spermified,
Jim-dude, whats that?
Harlem- Man, thats the sperm blanket,
Jim-Better take the couch
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The salty residue left behind after male sperm dries up.
Jim had a sperm scab on his forehead after Joe gave him a moneyshot!
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Someone who is a dad by their sperm which was used to fertilized the egg, but they are a terrible father. So bad of a father that one doesn't want them to be named as their father, so they would use 'sperm daddy.' Just because they are the sperm to your egg and nothing more.
No this is my sperm daddy. He was never a real father to me. He just produced the sperm.
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