Splash Cakes are when a girl wakes up at your house and says she wants you to take her out to breakfast or make her pancakes. When this happens you are suposed to wait for her to fall back asleep a little and then masturbate above her face . Right before you cum you are suposed to wake her up and tell her breakfast is ready and then cum all over her face. Some girls will get mad but for lots of girls Splash Cakes are their favorite food and they will be glad to learn they are higher in protein content than most pancakes. Splash cakes can be made on a girls stomach as well and they can also be served to a hungry bitch for lunch or dinner.
Girl, you wont believe it - he didnt even take me out for my birthday. All his lazy ass did was whip up a few of them splash cakes he loves to make.
A beatnik expression from the 1950's. A muddy splash is a cup of coffee.
give me a muddy splash.
Swampsplash, The act of fornicating with a woman whose cooter is so gaping that fucking her produces a sound similar to a fat guy belly flopping in a stagnant thick swamp pool
Listening from the other room it sounded like a Swamp Splash
A paving slab that moves when you step on it causing dirty water to shoot up your leg
My trouser leg is soaked from flag splash this morning
This is one of Reigen Arataka's special attacks, where he violently throws table salt everywhere in the hit anime/manga Mob Psycho 100!
I've got this..Salt Splash!!
A high speed diarrhea event, which upon hitting the water, splashes all over your buttockal area, much like the graffiti that is splashed throughout the subway.
If Bob had not decided against adding crackers to his jabenero chili, he may have avoided the Subway Splash.