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When you insult someone very personally because you couldn’t take a joke. Can also be called by pulling a Sponge
Jokester: You’re fat
Sponge Momenter: That’s why yo mama dead
Person: You pulled a sponge
A person who involves themselves with drama without being involved to begin with.
Man 1: Hey bro I heard about what your argument with Kyle you should watch your back.
Man 2: How about you quit being a Drama Sponge and mind your own buisness.
When a girl who is on her period sits on a guys face.
Bob: Hey John what did you get up to last night?
John: I pissed off my girlfriend while she was on her period so she gave me a jam sponge.
Bob: Wow, that's harsh
a patch of hair on one's chin that prevents dripping ejaculate from staining one's clothing
The gay man's goatee served as an adequate cum sponge during bukake night.
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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain"
I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN"
Ohh...
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea
"Spongebob squarepants"
Absorbant and yellow and porous is he
"Spongebob Squarepants"
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
"Spongebob Squarepants"
READY
Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! AH AHH AHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH...
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a person with the ability to soak up cum at a rate far greater than an entire roll of Bounty paper towels. they always provide this free of charge and quite often are volonteers on graveyard shift at local sperm bank.
reduce your clean-up by 90% by keeping a cum sponge under your bed.
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a vagina or a pussy that enjoided having sexual contact with.
man i had a nice nob sponge last nite
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