Drama Sponge

A person who involves themselves with drama without being involved to begin with.

Man 1: Hey bro I heard about what your argument with Kyle you should watch your back.

Man 2: How about you quit being a Drama Sponge and mind your own buisness.

Damage-sponge

An entity in a videogame which requires a high level of damage inflicted against it to defeat as opposed to having any meaningful game-play challenge.

In a game that otherwise demanded a keen sense of strategy, the final boss was quite a damage-sponge.

Jam sponge

When a girl who is on her period sits on a guys face.

Bob: Hey John what did you get up to last night?

John: I pissed off my girlfriend while she was on her period so she gave me a jam sponge.

Bob: Wow, that's harsh

cum sponge

a patch of hair on one's chin that prevents dripping ejaculate from staining one's clothing

The gay man's goatee served as an adequate cum sponge during bukake night.

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Sponge bob

Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain"
I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN"
Ohh...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

"Spongebob squarepants"
Absorbant and yellow and porous is he

"Spongebob Squarepants"
If nautical nonsense be something you wish

"Spongebob Squarepants"
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish

"Spongebob Squarepants"
READY
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! AH AHH AHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH...

I luv sponge bob Lola

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cum sponge

a person with the ability to soak up cum at a rate far greater than an entire roll of Bounty paper towels. they always provide this free of charge and quite often are volonteers on graveyard shift at local sperm bank.

reduce your clean-up by 90% by keeping a cum sponge under your bed.

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drug sponge

a hot gurl who outright askes you for more of your drugs (usually cocaine)

dam that taylor girl drug sponged all my coke lastnight

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