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'im afraid of spoons , i eat jelly with a fork''i have a fear of spoons'
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1. A creative community made up of artists, designers, sewists, painters, and other creative entrepreneurs.
2. A marketplace where the shop small movement can be supported.
3. A marketplace where nothing is imported or mass produced, everything individually handcrafted in small quantities by American makers
4. A boutique shopping experience where shoppers can work one on one with a shop owner to create a personalized or custom design.
5. A marketplace where all shipping costs are included in the price so what you see is what you get.
Look at this funny T-shirt I had made at Gypsy Spoonful, isn’t it cool? I love it!
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When a person is so drunk that they wet the bed at night, after having hooked up with another person, thus accidentally peeing on the other person while spooning. The spooning creates a mystery as to who actually was the person who peed, leading to equal parts shame, awkwardness, and confusion.
John: "Dude, did you hear about what happened to Patrick last night?"
Chris: "No, man. What's up?"
John: "He blacked out, took this girl home, and woke up in a total pee spoon."
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To drink pussy juice with a spoon. Typically from a ugly woman.
Frank is such a spooner, he spoons Sherry every night while Chip and Ernst watch.
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Slang for a shovel, used for digging up graves. Good for the typical gravedigger looking to mung.
"Hey want to go to the graveyard for some munging? I'll bring the grave spoon and we'll dig a corpse out."
Spoon Diggities are a particularly nasty group of people commonly found in the south side of Chicago (AKA "the hood") They are most prevalent in movie theaters, rib shacks, lounges and occasionally in a pool hall. You will never find one in a library or applying for a job as they are frequently illiterate and have a high aversion to anything close to labor.
They are quite easy to spot as the males will have they pants hanging down off their ass (a habit they picked up in the big house after their first arrest usually as a juvenile slinging crack) a big juicy fro with possibly a pick sticking out of one side, either the newest pair of Jordans that just came out or a brand new pair of Timberlands which will never see a construction site nor a hiking trail, unless they cross a hiking trail after their last sexual assault.
The female version (also know as a Sheboon) will have a giant fat ass with a pleather skirt 3 sizes too small she found at the salvation army some big ass cocksuckers underneath her wide ass Roman nose which is usually under a purple or burgundy weave possibly disheveled after a sheboon on sheboon encounter.
Both examples have a skin color from dark purple (think eggplant) to a deep dark shade of molasses.
For the blind they are also easy to identify as they smell like a cross between a 3 week old dead body and a fresh diaper load of baby shit, if you can't smell they can be recognized by their constant complaining about whitey and their lack of tipping.
Look at that nasty ass group of spoon diggitys!
Check out the Spoons shootin dice!
Yo, Spoonman, how's it go on da Digg side?
Tactical spooning is the militarised version of the civillian term spoon or spooning;
When applied to the military, the act of tactical spooning is not a romantic exchange, but rather an act of survival and the desire to stay warm in harsh environmental conditions. This protective posture can be utilised in either the sitting or laying position.
Soldier 1: Man it's so cold...my teeth are chattering and my hands are starting to freeze....dude, we have to tactical spoon.
Soldier 2: Okay.
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