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The pubic nest of an older woman
After a long day of work, Gloria had pencil shavings in her SQUIRREL PELT.
To have a squirrel for a hand
Some people are squirrel handed. Gregor is a weird name.
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The grip you have when you grab some guy by the testicles, hence having a "handful of nuts". Agonising for men, it is a source of endless amusement for onlookers and passers-by. Another form of this term is "going the squirrel", which means that someone is attempting to grab someone else in a squirrel grip.
Person 1: This guy picked a fight with me the other day, but I got him in the "squirrel grip" and he sure changed his tune quickly.
Person A: This guy attacked Sophie in a dark alley, so she "went the squirrel" on him and escaped. Poor bastard'll be singing high-C from now on.
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v: the act of a woman inserting a squirrel head-first into her vagina, while leaving the bushy-tail outside of her body.
"I saw it! She has a hairy penis!"
"Naw man, she's just squirrel bushing."
1.) A large amalgamation of pubic hair collected over time, that closely resembles a small woodland mammal. Mostly in and around the toilet and bath tub area. (Most squirrels hide nuts, most nuts hide squirrels)
2.) Pube Squirrel aka pub-ba-kis maximus; a wookiee-like cluster of scroto-centralized pubic hair lurking behind the base or seat of the toilet.
"I swear I saw that pube squirrel move!"
"Dude, you have a pube squirrel hibernating behind the toilet seat."
"Thats not a dust bunny! Its a pube squirrel!"
A bar of soap that has been allowed to habitate a shower long enough to have attract a lush coat of pubic hair, resembling a small woodland mammal.
'Reaching blindly for the soap through the steam, I cringed as my fingers locked around the greasy, furry bar. I knew that I too was now a victim of the wily shower squirrel'
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a black man, woman, or child
"This place is crawling with squirrels!"
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