Stabbed by a blunt instrument

Refers to the act in which the male reproductive organ enters the female reproductive tract as a result of copulation.

John: My cousin Theresa got stabbed by a blunt instrument.
Rose: Ha? What are ya on about?
John: Aye, she's got a bun in the oven.
Rose: Oh right. The stupid bitch!
John: Aye..

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I stab you

Phrase said at Saugus High School. Attempted by many, mastered by only one.

Mr. Miller, the Euro teacher, can't pull off saying "I stab you". Only that weird kid with the scarf can.

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Botty stab

Botty stab : a polite version of "fucked up the ass" used around impressionable youngsters. Typically used for a less grievous situation than an actual FUTA moment, for instance, a mere metaphorical tickle on the butt. Also, most often announced by the person kicking themselves in the ass. Ideally the impressionable youngster will not know the full meaning, and will forever remain ignorant of this etymology until they read this Urban Dictionary entry (or a plagiarized version thereof) . Coined around 1980 by a New Zealander living in Churton Park, Wellington.

Example: realizing he just gave away all his lives in a Comodore64 game to his opponent, "Oh, botty stab."

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Hug N Stab

The process of giving someone a hug and proceeding to pelvic thrust atleast once during the hug

"Dude I think I really like her."
"Well then give her the good old 'hug N stab"

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Arse stabbing kink

When someone finds sexual pleasure in getting stabbed in the arse during rough seggsy time.

I have an arse stabbing kink so can Oli london oppar stab me in the arse so i can bust a nut?

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PVI Dick Stab

when you take the end of your lacrosse stick and stab them in the dick!

Yo Scott just PVI Dick Stabed that bitch!

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bone stabbed motherfucker

harsha is a bone stabbed motherfucker

youre a bone stabbed motherfucker