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When two men stand back to back with their ass cheeks gently touching while reaching around and stroking the other man's cock.
"Hey dude, after the gym do you want to take a shower together and maybe do some corn stalking?"
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Utilizing various internet search engines to explore the life of someone with whom you have been acquainted. This practice is used heavily in the world of dating where one partner may learn more about the other based on few facts in order to establish a better sense of who the potential partner is. This practice can be used for finding someone's home address, employment status and record, past relationships, criminal record, residence value, and social networking profiles.
Me: How did you know his father is the athletic director at the high school?
You: Because I Google-stalked him and found out his dad's name using the white pages and then searched that.
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To help a friend or coworker obtain information on another person.
Gathering information on a person for a shy friend.
"My buddy wants me to proxy stalk this girl on Facebook since he doesn't want to make an account."
"No, I'm not going to help you get dirt on her boyfriend. I'm not a proxy stalker."
"She's just a Facebook "Friend", but you know her well. Could you... proxy stalk her for me?"
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When you're searching desperately for a spot to park and you see someone walking to their car. You proceed to slowly follow them until they drive away and you get their spot.
Dude right there! That chick's headed for her SUV, spot-stalk her!
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When your penis becomes half-erect.
After she kissed my balls I suddenly got 'half a stalk'.
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The act of spying, snooping and keeping track of something or someone without direct contact or revealing your obsession/psychotic tendencies.
I might have to drive by his house and do a little light stalking!
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When one is peer pressured into dating or hooking up with someone. Opposite of cock blocking
Garrison: Hey you should ask Ashley to Prom
Harold: I don't really want to go though
Carolynn: But she wants you to ask her
Harold: I don't want to go though...she'll be embarssed if she goes with me
Garrison: Why would she be embarrassed, just ask her
Carolynn: Yeah, dont be a pussy, ask her
Harold: Stop Cock Stalking me!
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