Goth Starbucks

Part of the saying as old as time: “If you judge a man on his ability to make it to Goth Starbucks he will forever live thinking he’s stupid”… little known fact that this is what the actual saying Einstein famously said.

Jack: Per usual, Jake is thinking that he would make it to Goth Starbucks

Starbucks hag

A woman, usually older than forty, who hangs around "her favorite" Starbucks location for the sole purpose of eying (and trying to flirt with) the younger hott boy Baristas. A cursory glance at her cell phone may often reveal the background photo to be a snapshot snuck of the boy Barista she is currently after.

Often is excessively engrossed in Tarot cards, palm reading, and various astronomy shit.

Dude 1: Whoa, Dude 2, look over there the other side of the Starbucks store!

Dude 2: Oh my god, is that woman flirting with that younger guy who's making her drink?

Dude 1: Totally looks like it! But look- she looks old enough to be his grandma!

Dude 2: What a Starbucks hag!

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starbucks grind

Having sex in the Starbucks bathroom

Cathy and I had a Starbucks grind

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Go to Starbucks

a term for anal sex derived from the complicated ordering process at Starbucks, ie "I would like a carmel no whip low fat soy milk decaf frappacino and a dick up my ass."

"Lisa got so drunk last night she let Jeff go to Starbucks"

"Did you see Linda dancing? I wonder if she would let me go to Starbucks!"

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starbucks drinker

A cube-dwelling person who works in an office downtown, gets there by driving an enormous SUV, pays full parking in the building garage and lives in a Mc-Mansion in suburbia financed with a sub-prime mortgage.

Look at those starbucks drinkers, they broker than we be.

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starbucks and chill

The equivalent of netflix and chill for white girls

Let's starbucks and chill. But I have no money! *Face Palm*

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Starbucks name

the ridiculous name you give your Starbucks Coffee Attendee when placing your order

Starbucks Worker: What would you like?
You: One Grande Caramel Macchiato please
Starbucks Worker: Name?
::Thinking to yourself:: I'll give her my starbucks name
You: Yolanda Shaliza, thanks

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