Pump Station

The kill zone on a deer or other game animal, but primarily referring to the heart (since it is a pump.)

"Would you look at that majestic protein packed beast!" exclaimed an excited Ted Nugent in a barely controlled whisper. "I am about to slide a broad point right through his pump station! Watch closely boys and girls!" Whoooooosh!!!!

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farmwell station

a very shitty school with sum shitty people. everywhere you look you see a champion logo, vans, or a crop top. the eighth graders are either thirsty for fights or are flat white girls that go to starbucks everyday. the seventh grader boys are either chill or annoying as fuck and just want to touch girl’s asses. the sixth grade girl’s are shorter than the boys dicks and that’s saying something. overall farmwell can suck my 30 inch dick.

that school is almost as bad as farmwell station

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Masturbation station

Noun : masturbation station he/she masturbates to the point that they are more a machine masturbating than a regular human.

" I masturbated so furiously I was like a masturbation station"

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Metro Station

The BEST band ever. Yes, sometimes their lyrics don't really make sense, and yes, maybe a lot of their songs seem slightly perverted, but their music has such a good sound to it. Plus, Trace and Mason are SUPER hot, so that's always a bonus. Trace's voice is very smooth, while Mason's is high-pitched but beautiful. Metro Station rox.

Person 1: What was that totally amazing band that we heard on the radio the other day?

Person 2: Oh that was Metro Station. I know they rock! I love them.

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LOL station

An imaginary force that derives wealth from LOLs. LOL stations are specific to the person who wills them into existence. They function by centering around an idea, place, or person. One could think of them as a bank, but for lols. You deposit energy or (or even lols) to later be able to withdraw lols when needed. LOL stations center around certain types of humor, but are generally conceived to work as a focal point for misfortune that one creates for another person. LOL stations are a relatively new phenomenon that will sweep the world with their exciting, revolutionary, prospects. It is predicted that a whole counter-culture will develop around it. Perhaps even a new religion or cult will derive its philosophies from the teachings of LOL stations.

The KKK lost its LOL station when the American Government passed the Civil Rights act.

Ghegis Khan got many lols from his LOL station: the conquest of Eurasia.

Your ex-girlfriend has a lol station centered on your tiny penis.

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jiration station

An area near Lawton Foundry and the Fox River where shit gets wild, rock are chucked, fences are closed and straight up knockin occurs. Construction shit is all over the place which helps in exploration.

Me and Boobs went to Jiration Station last night to knock you wouldn't believe brother. God it was AWESOME.

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rape station

Where one goes to rape and/or be raped.

I went to the rape station the other night, and they had a ten-year-old. She was so tight, I came almost immediately.

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