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Your typical late night show host who relies on bashing Trump because it’s the only thing keeping his show going.
Person 1: Do you watch Stephen Colbert?
Person 2: Why would I want to watch an hour long “orange man bad” joke?
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1) An asshole Republican politician from Tennessee, who thinks it unconscionable to feed the poor, because the Federal government spends too much money.
2) An asshole Republican politician from Tennessee, who receives millions of dollars in Federal farm subsidy money.
Wow! Stephen Fincher receives millions in Federal farm subsidies, but doesn't think the Federal government should feed the poor! What a Stephen Fincher!
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The greatest composer and lyricist ever to walk the great white way. He wrote the music to such masterpieces such as, Company, Sweeney Todd, into the woods, and Assassins. His music pulls your heartstrings and makes you feel the emotions the characters are feelings.
“Sure he is talented, but he is no Stephen Sondheim”
A person who goes to a doctor, claiming to have a swollen gooch, in order to have an anal examination. Often confused about their sexuality, they use this medical procedure to recieve the anal gratification they crave.
Dr...This is the third time I've seen you this week.
Patient....but my gooch is swollen for real this time doctor, I swear
Dr...I'm starting to think you're a bit of a curious stephen
The most amazing perfect guy in this entire world, that will mean so much to you, and he'll never know that. He can make you happy at all times, and he doesn't even try. The type of guy you always dreamed of, and never want to let go. I love you =
Aww, quit being such a Stephen Clark =
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Stephen Harper: the worse thing that has ever happened to the world, rivaled only by George W. Bush, Fox News and Brian Mulroney. Currently a member of the Canadian Fascist party. Intends on turning Canada into a puppet regime (for the states). Also a word associated with anything negative.
-Oh shit, the baby just Harpered over itself
-Some dog took a Stephen Harper on the lawn
-I'd get pizza for dinner if only Stephen Harper wasn't PM
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When a male shaves his pubic hair, even though he is not expecting female company within the foreseeable future.
Stephen: I was thinking of shaving my pubic hair for tonight
Friend: But no woman would ever go near your erect and/or flaccid penis
Stephen: Exactly, a Frosty Stephen
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