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Running by cars (friends or not), finding the unsuspecting victim with his window rolled down, and slapping fresh cum on his face.
I just gave that pretentious bitch the sticker, and she started puking.
When a woman rides a man during intercourse and immediately after he ejaculates she stands up and stomps her stiletto heel on his penis. Can be done right before ejaculation, though it's a bit more difficult, but is especially effective if the woman has sharpened the heel and doesn't mind the squirting of blood from the puncture wound.
Girl #1 -" I can't believe you slept with that jerk again. Didn't you say he donkey punched you last time?"
Girl #2- " Yes, but I only did it so I could return his kindness with a stiletto sticker." That weak ass punch of his was a tickle compared to pain he'll be having for the next few weeks."
Girl #1- " Way to go, Wonder Woman! " Justice prevails!"
when you have a rough day and you know there's only one way for proper release of bodily tension
"aye wassup- you tryna be sum?" one of my hoes beckoned to me. "nah imma stay single," I said. that stressed me out. to calm the FUCK down, I turn to sticker therapy. be an addict with me.
The feeling experienced when a sticker being removed from an item (usually newly bought) peels away flawlessly, leaving no excess sticker or adhesive residue on the item.
The feeling has been reported to be better than any human emotion and/or high experienced through narcotics. Can potentially cause fatal cases of gush and squirt.
Tom - "F#ck dude, got some chronic sticker bliss the other day. Was so intense I voided my bowels and broke into violent seizure. It was awesome."
Harry - "Sh!t man."
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1. Tattoo. Located on the lowest portion of the back on a man.
2. Masculine version of a "tramp stamp"
Q: "Is that a tramp stamp?"
A: "No, it's a pimp sticker."
1. That little piece of poop that just CAN'T be wiped away. Wipe and wipe and wipe AND it's STILL there.
2. Someone who just won't leave. No matter how much you try,,,hint after hint and they're STILL there.
That little Shit Sticker made me use a whole role of toilet paper and it WON'T go away.
Smelly stickers are stickers which can smell like anything you like. ESPECIALLY if you make them yourself
Greg- "I want smelly stickers that smells like Linda"
Simon- "Hell yeah bro good one haha"