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Something bad that happens to someone as a direct result of them being stoned. This bad thing is usually something small and would most likely not have happened otherwise.
Person 1: Dude, that bowl last night hit me really hard. I almost dropped all my Captain Crunch on the carpet.
Person 2: Dude... your parent would have been so mad if you spilled milk all over their new carpet.
Person 1: I know, I just avoided a stoner tragedy.
A point where a person or persons within a group get so stoned that they reach a silent standstill. (AND/OR) A collective ceasing of thought and or focus amoungst a group of stoners.
(Similar to a runner hitting a "brick wall" where everything goes silent and they completely loose focus and stop in a standstill state)
STONERS: (Random Talking)
1 minute later...
STONERS: (Silence)
2 minutes later...
STONER 1: Dude what were we talking about?
STONER 2: I don't know man, I think we hit a stoner-wall.
The large shit or shits you take the following morning after getting stoned and eating an excessive amount of delicious food.
Sarah did you get the stoner shits too!? haha We ate WAY to much food last night.
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Stoner Fringe is the term given to a person who has a 'frazzled' fringe due to bringing an ignition source close to ones fringe in igniting marijuana.
"BRO! You've totally made this downstem way too huge! Now I have stoner fringe!"
"Let me spark this fatty bro. *sparks fatty*. OH SHI- my fringe caught on fire, now I have fucking stoner fringe."
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A Professional Stoner is someone who smokes marijuana on a daily basis from once a day or to an all day activity. Yet what separates a Professional Stoner from a regular stoner is that a Professional Stoner is a PRO. They have the ability to go on with their daily life like a normal average-day Joe. Professional Stoner's do not let marijuana take over their lives and make them incompetent or lazy. Marijuana acts as a stress reliever for the smoker to make life a little easier to live with. Professional Stoner's are active and productive everyday because they have the ability to smoke marijuana as much as they like as well as continue with their schooling, work and responsibities.
Amy and Tuan are Professional Stoner's because they smoke marijuana everyday and still hold their responsibilities in school, work and at home.
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The time-frame many stoners function on, due to often not giving a fuck what time it is. Usually characterized by lateness/tardiness.
"Dude, where's Lenny? I told him to meet at 4."
"4 o'clock stoner time man, he'll show up sometime"
Physical gesture used by a stoner to communicate his desire to depart the gathering and light up. This gesture usually includes making eye contact with another stoner, raising the eyebrows, and jerking the head in the direction of the exit. This simple series of movements is a clear signal to the other stoner saying, "I have weed, would you like to go out front and smoke it with me?"
I told my five-year-old we were leaving the party, but then Tony gave me the stoner's tic and we wound up staying another hour.