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Used to refer to upper-class white people when they do/say/have something that seems “bougie”.
1. “Oh you’re wearing Pink, that’s soooo suburban.”
2. Bethany: “I’m going golfing today!”
Response: “... That’s suburban.”
highly egocentric individuals who possess a certain rule of authority(preferably cops), in areas that experience no crime whatsoever, but assume there is.
Inept to rural urban settings;
"That school security guard was such a dick!"
"Why's that?"
"He gave me a ticket for going two miles over the speed limit, and then pulled me over and investigated my car for any illegal substances, even though I had non."
"Wow."
"I know. And worse, I got a ticket for over seventy-five bucks. And before he left, he said,"I know what your up to, kid. Don't think I don't know that your gonna go do."
"Talk about Suburban Outlaws."
A girl in her late teens or twenties who still lives at home, and spends all of her time locked inside her room posting memes and sad songs from Spotify implying she is extremely depressed or mentally ill.
These women can come across as quirky, approachable, and have no problem making conversation with you or even appearing to be interested in you romantically, but are so committed to role-playing as a helpless princess, that they don't actually want to get better or even leave the house unless absolutely necessary, and have no problem sitting at home, wallowing in their self-inflicted misery and binging on Netflix while their parents pay for everything.
Many (though not all) suffer from personality disorders.
"That's the fifth time Brittney has stood you up this month, are you guys even dating anymore?"
"I think so? She's a bit of a suburban rapunzel."
The act of having sex with two women. The man performs anal sex on the first woman until covered then puts his penis in the second woman's vagina. Bonus is the second woman is a MILF
Bobby was having sex with two women. Sara enjoyed anal, Stacy did not. Once Bobby was done having anal sex with Sara he proceeded to bang the shit "into"Stacy, performing the act of Rusty Suburban
A sex act involving a goblin, typically involving lots of teasing. Must be inside a car for it to be accurate.
Wow that is one hot goblin. I hope she gives me a purple suburban later.