When a dog likes to ride in a car out the window and their ear surfs the wind.
*Driving*
“As you speed up, the dogs ear lifts up in the wind and looks like It’s surfing on air…. The dog’s an Ear Surfer”.
some one with the determination everyday to move along the surface of this earth to do what needs to get done!!
Jxck Mxvrick is a Turf Surfer the way he hangs 10, meeting new surfers across the nation.
A Hawaiian Pizza but with regular ham (instead of Canadian Bacon) and you add cut strawberries to it after it's cooked. Crazy delicious if made correctly. If you add the strawberries before you bake the pie it'll have too much moisture and come out a little gross.
Bryson: "Hey, Bro, we should make a hawaiian pizza!"
Andrew: "Alright, but only if we put some strawberries on it too!"
Bryson: "I wouldn't have it any other way! A Bleeding Surfer!"
A person who exists outside of any specific clique in a social latter and can be seen in almost or all cliques. This person is usually seen by all people as a friend or someone who has multiple good traits to allow them to exist in all cliques. This type of person is usually the least judgmental of all people.
Justin? Yeah he’s a clique surfer. He hangs out with the jocks and the nerds. He’s an all around chill guy
Alliance Surfer: someone who trolls Empires and Puzzles looking for Titan points.
Alliance Surfer: Why did he join the alliance and then leave right away? He was lurking for easy rewards.
Beastiality towards donkeys
Jeff is a burro surfer because he likes to stick his dick in donkeys assholes
Someone who is highly intelligent in their own field but has the emotional intelligence and political correctness of a slug. In their own mind they are always right and have no feelings filter when dealing with others. Spectrum refers to the autism spectrum and while not medically defined as being on the spectrum is bloody close based on their mannerisms.
Did you see that email. He was right but now I'm going to have to deal with all the HR complaints. Bloody spectrum surfer.