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when u go surfing and theres a lot of seaweed and u get barreled with seaweed all up inside the barrel
surfer: dude yesterday theres was so much seaweed in the water.
other surfer: dude youve must have gotten some sick sushi barrels
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Yo, man he's off the sushi shit right now, Real Talk.
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When you beat your dick so much and so angrily it turns raw
"Dustin beat it so hard he got sushi dick"
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n: an absolutely brilliant (all be it Mexican) concauction of hotdogs cut artisticly, and boiled to resemble fish, squid, eels, and Dora pinatas. Most often served with beandip and hot sauce over tortillia wraps.
Alejandro knew that Larshonqua was WAY too classy for the typical rolled taco platter, so he opted to take her out for Mexican sushi in stead.
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A Sushi Toothbrush is where you are woken up by someone who has recently fingered a woman sticking their index finger in your mouth and brushing your teeth like a toothbrush.
Often performed on the morning after a party or by a moody wife thinking of different ways to get her husband out of bed.
Most effective when used on someone who has never eaten muff before.
(the night after a party)
Man: Is Jason still sleeping?
Woman: Yes, he's asleep upstairs, why?
Man: Well I just fingered a girl and I'm pretty sure this is going to be the best chance in my life I get to effectively Sushi Toothbrush someone.
Woman: You do know I'm Jason's mother, right?
Man: .... Your point is?
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A slightly perverted boy who likes sushi and is in need of a new nickname.
Person 1: I like sushi
Sushi Boy: What? Is that some sort of a perverted term?!
Person 1: No... i meant it like the food... what were you thinking?!
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where one acts like he/she just ate bad sushi, falls on the floor, and acts like he/she is having a seizure.
"Sean, do the sushi dance!"
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