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Refers to the person, usually a soccer mom that is driving an empty SUV while talking on a cell phone and drinking Starbucks, all while going 75MPH on the freeway.
Look at that woman driving like a maniac! What an S.U.V-Tard!!!
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An adjective phrase to describe someone who is stupid, moronic or idiotic.
“Hear about Wayne? He failed Sex Ed , what an idiot!”
“Ya, that boy’s got a wee touch of the tard!”
Derogatory hick-synonym signified by the ignorant ideals they hold.
A hick is defined by their refusal to wear anything that isn't farm-equipment exclusive (IE Carhartt, Caterpillar, John Deere), their communicative skills being saturated with southern colloquialisms and errors, their wholesome Protestant upbringings, their diesel-powered pick-up trucks, their questionable addiction to chewing tabacco, their strictly right-wing political views, and/or their insatiable obsession with anything society deems white-trash (Nascar, Sarah Palin, Wal-mart, etc).
Hicks are still functional members of society and aren't necessarily bad people until they slip into the realm of ag-tard.
Hicks become ag-tards when their moral compass points them due-south toward straight-up ignorance. The distinguishing trait, therefore, is extreme idealogical intolerance. Ag-tards are typically riddled with a mixture of extreme racism, sexism, ethnocentrism, oblivious dogmatism, homophobia, xenophobia, or all of the above.
Jed: woooo doggy, nothin' sure makes me madder than spics, niggers, faggots, kikes, chinks, and liberals! I wish they'd all just do us'll a favor and catch the AIDS already! (insert uproarious, twangy laughter)
Jane: Could you be any more ag-tarded?! Die.
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Someone who is in such a drunken state that the stupid stuff they do begins to go beyond simple drunk annoyance.
Bob is being such a drunktard! He has had way too much to drink!He's started three different fights tonight. One of them was with a mailbox! I wish someone would drive his drunk-tarded ass home.
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A person who is not good enough to be a retard. Socialy lower than a geek and may be slightly mentally deformed.
If you live in essex you are a tard.
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a shortend version of the word retard
Jose" my comps such a tard" greg" curse it"
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Any collection of retarded people, typically for the purpose of education or socialization. Used particularly when the group goes on adventures to the "outside world" that they otherwise might not enjoy.
I went to Busch Gardens today, but apparently it was the day for all of the tard farms to come to the park.
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