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The Hawking Test

"The Hawking Test" is a way of settling any debate over whether or not an activity qualifies as a sport (i.e. chess, NASCAR, cheerleading, etc.). When debating, take a step back and ask yourself "could Stephen Hawking participate in this activity?" If the answer is yes, then that activity is definitely not a sport. If the answer is no, it can qualify as a sport.

While watching a commercial for World Series of Poker on ESPN -

You: "You know, I don't understand why poker keeps showing up on ESPN, it isn't even a sport."

Your Friend: "Poker definitely counts as a sport, it takes a lot of skill!"

You: "Come on man... poker doesn't even pass The Hawking Test. That man can play poker. Poker isn't a sport."

by OSUSmitty07 October 6, 2010


Maya Hawke

lesbians favorite celebrity

AKA the finest person on earth

Lesbian 1: "look at this edit of Maya Hawke"
Lesbian 2: "lord have mercy"

by mayahawkelover69 February 20, 2023


hindu hawk

Playful term for an Indian, originated in Sterling Heights, MI, circa 1989.

The Hindu Hawk that lives next door takes really good care of her yard.

by ComputerNinja February 22, 2019


gatling hawk

A gatling hawk is a retarded pigeon that thinks it's a hawk wielding a gatling gun. Gatling hawks are commonly found in Idaho, working at McDonald's and living with their ex girlfriend's parents. During a Gatling hawk's spare time, a Gatling hawk can be found making shitty YouTube videos with his intellectually superior friends.

I was having a good time watching YouTube, and then I encountered a Gatling hawk.

by CommieSmasher October 9, 2017


top hawk

a mohawk in which only the top is spiked, the back is left limp(optional)

the frontal liberty is a modified top hawk

by lilGOTH of chicago January 22, 2009


hawks simps

First of all, who is hawks?

Hawks is the number 2 hero in the anime mha, he is one of the most talented, beautiful, smart, cute, sexy, perfect, delicious character to exist.

Second, what are the hawks simps?

Hawks simps are one of the most loving and caring person you’ll meet, they are so vulnerable and cute, they know everything about this man, no matter what you ask them, they know everything so don’t dare disrespect their mans or they’ll come for your soul.

Whether you kin, stan, or just think about this man...you are the most perfect version of a human, you scrumptious, delicious, beautiful piece of human..I respect you and love you :)

Hawks: who Is my little helper?
Hawks simps: it’s me I’m the helper

by hawkslittlehelper January 10, 2021


Thicken Hawk

A male of lower standards who preys upon obese, financially secure women, trading sexual favors for food, gifts or cash. Preferably obese women having little or no self esteem, knowing they would otherwise never achieve an orgasm.

Oh my god Jim look at Jerry, he is such a thicken hawk, he actually fucks that 700 pound land whale for a steak dinner

by Todd Daniels January 14, 2011

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