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Jesse

A Jewish chonga.
may possibly have a lisp.
on the letters J and S.
Which really sucks because that name has both letters.
(purple hair is probably what she thinks is soooo hottt)
People write about her on bathroom doors and she gets mad!

"I'm Jesse/Jetheee And ii @iin't n0 thlut, @nd i b3 th3riii0us!!!"

by Eliza nesher September 20, 2007

73๐Ÿ‘ 300๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesse

A Jesse is a selfish uptight redneck dumbass who does not deserve to live. Most of the time Jesse's are fat and fugly. If you ever meet a Jesse Scream say DEMON! and run away.

OMG you are acting like a stalker right now u Jesse!

I cant believe how dumb and ugly you are, you are such a Jesse!

by Dalala February 6, 2009

40๐Ÿ‘ 154๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesse

someone who adds a large amount of drama and disfunction to any and every band that they are a part of.

We were going to play a show at the Brickhouse, but our drummer had to be a Jesse and complain.

by AJ Senechel August 12, 2008

33๐Ÿ‘ 126๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jess

Ugly brown/ranga hair slut who's only friend is her sister or her cousin. Jess either plays ping pong or tennis which both she is completely shit at and she's most likely born a lesbian. Jess's favorite food is oranges and lemon. Jess tries to be healthy when making food choices but she loves to indulge in sweet food which her mum despises. Jess is absolutely huge, she's the biggest woman I've seen in my life, she's a fat fuck.

'Holy shit is that bitches name "jess" she's enormous'
"Ugh, is that Jess with her cousin again?? Aren't they from Alabama"

by pinkflowerlover May 4, 2022

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesse

A player. Has an older brother and is very short. He is slim and not exactly the smartest person you will ever meet. ๐Ÿ™„ Jesse acts much older than his actual age but surely doesn't look the part.

Ewwwww did you see Jesse today?

by ๐ŸŒฎ Taco ๐ŸŒฎ May 12, 2019

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesse

A hot sexy and handsome guy who is a wordsmith. He likes to use random words and phrases to occupy time. He has a long schlong but it only belongs to one girl! He likes WuTang and the color Red. If he had a different name it would be Hung Lo

Random guy- yo what's up jesse
Jesse- my dick smells like feet .
Guy- ohhh jesse your so shot

by WuTangKillaBeexx March 29, 2017

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


jess

jess is the biggest dom ever she will choke you

jess is such a dom she could choke you

by emowhore April 20, 2020

4๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž