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1.) Leaving with the intention of getting food, but winding up at a bar all night.
What ever happened to guy, he left four hours ago?
I think he made a Taco Bell run.
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Just look at the menu. It's what they sell.
Taco Bell Shit = "Look at all that shit on Taco Bell's menu! It makes me have a BM without even eating it."
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Take a tortilla shell, shit in it, and apply normal topings, and than put it in a taco bell bag and deliver to a friend.
"My friend gave me a Taco Bell Shitter the other day, it tasted like ass."
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A name you use at restaurants, including Taco Bell, that yell out your name when your order is up. My Taco Bell name is Fernando.
I'm using my Taco Bell name, so grab the order when they yell "Fernando"
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A widely popular and overused joke.
So named due to the long-standing and overused joke about eating taco bell and having diarrhea, the taco bell joke has become a staple of every uncreative comedian everywhere.
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" was the original taco bell joke.
Jokes about all male parties being sausage fests are taco bell jokes.
Most jokes about your wife, women in general, and your momma being so fat have become taco bell jokes due to their lack of originality and their popularity.
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Two challengers face each other head-to-head in an event in which they have to consume as many packets of Taco Bell Fire Sauce as they possibly can. Once the challenge starts, contestants are not allowed to drink/eat anything. Anything done to cool the mouth down is considered illegal. The person who consumes the most packets is the winner.
Lets do the Taco Bell Challenge.
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A true challenge indeed. Over the span of 3 months, consume nothing but Taco Bell, and Diet Soda. No other beverage or food is allowed. This includes alcohol, as alcohol may help to ease the pain of this process. If the challenger dies anytime during the 3 months, challenge is over, and deemed a failure. Any lapse resulting in a coma will also end the challenge, and the challenge must begin again from day 1 should the challenger decide to resume, but only after challenger comes out of said coma.
It is said that completion of this challenge can lead to excessive weight loss. This is, however, a myth.
Bill -- "Hey man, did you see that weird cloud over by Jim's house?"
Roger -- "Yeah, Jim is taking the Taco Bell Challenge, he just finished month 2, it's starting to get scary"
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