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You put a cardboard paper towel or toilet paper tube in someone’s ass, then put barbed wire through the tube, then take the tube out
If i get asked about politics one more time, everyone is getting a texas tampon.
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When you accidentally f**k your girl while her tampon is still in her pussy, thereby pushing it deep into her vagina. When you finish intercourse, you have to retrieve the tampon and "fish it" out of her vagina.
Guy (while fingering his girl after sex): "Uhh, I feel somethin' fuzzy in there"
Girl: "Oh sh*t, that's my tampon, can you get it out?"
Guy (to friend): "had to go tampon fishing last night...f**k man, never again."
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A tampon that you think you've pushed all the way in so it stays in your vagina but actually you pull the applicator out and its still there.. mocking you.. covered in blood. Ew ew ew ew ew!
That was such a failed tampon. Fucking dud tampon, now I need a new one! What a waste of money...
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A person with a REALLY crappy job
Look at that Tampon Taster over there, he sprays coating on the Queen Mary every day.
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A Dumb Bitch who fakes being Jake Paul's wife for fame and views. Known in the past as Snake Bitch.
Dirty Tampon - Keemstar 2017
We should burn down that retard Dirty Tampon's house...
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How women think without intellectual, dialectical, thought, idea, argument, account, reason, or principle.
Dude I wish I understood women but I don't get their tampon logic.
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