A Tanners Pickett is when somebody jacks off during class but somehow never gets caught.
Person 1: "Look at that dude, he is totally doing a Tanners Pickett"
Person 2: "In the middle of History?"
People with the awesome name Tanner Naimy are so incredibly cool they are the BIGGEST pimps and are very tall they also are very funny and good at every good at video game they play. But what some people don't know about people with this name is they are actual number 1 on the charts of the top 1000 coolest people in our universe.
Girl 1: OMG! who is that super cool, funny, and handsome look chad over there?
Girl 2: oh him well....*faints from how awesome Tanner Naimy is*
Basically John McClane in Soace. An absolute feral boy when put into a corner. A real rapscallion
I gotta study for the Test! I don’t want to end up like Tanner Malone
A very awkward guy that can make any situation into a even more awkward situation. He knows a lot about computers but doesn't know how to talk to a girl still at the age of 16.
Dang thats a Tanner Golden when i see one
“Yeah he was just sitting there and pulled a Spanish Tanner”
I can't ride a skateboard so I am a tanner fox
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Someone who is totally into themselves, so much they don’t care about ANYTHING else. This person strives for attention and will stop short of nothing to achieve it.
Teacher: Hey lady your kid isn’t doing his homework and will probably fail, but don’t I look good today?
Mrs. Puma: Damn Biatch you could have informed sooner! Ya Fuckin Self-Tanner!!!!!
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