Taylor Swift Syndrome

As everyone knows, after Joe Jonas or whatever JoBro broke up with Taylor Swift, she went crazy. TSS or Taylor Swift Syndrome is a syndrome in which girls can get after being recently dumped by their boyfriends. Symptoms include:
Wanting revenge
Being clingy
Talking non-stop about your x on a tv show.
WANTING to talk non-stop about your x on a tv show.
Role playing you and your x with barbie dolls.

Gaby: I am so going to kill Evan for dumping me!
Haley: Why? He just broke up with you, you can't help that he doesn't like you...
Gaby: OH YEAH?! WELL I BOUGHT A SPOT ON OPRAH SO I COULD TALK ABOUT HOW HORRIBLE HE IS AND THEN SABOTAGE HIS LIFE!
Haley: Are you sure you don't have TSS?
Gaby? What the fuck is TSS?
Haley: Taylor Swift Syndrome you dork!

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Taylor Swift Standard

Complex that makes a man incapable of being interested in any woman, other than Taylor Swift.

Richard is friends with many girls; he is not interested in any of them. None are Taylor Swift. Richard is victim of the Taylor Swift Standard.

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Taylor swift

a blonde bitch woman that nobody likes, and everyone thinks she's annoying

person 1: wow I really hate Taylor swift

person 2: omg me too!

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Pulling a Taylor Swift

The act of not being able to get over an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend and obsessing on letting everyone know how bad they were in your relationship.

Dude#1-"Hey, what's wrong Chris?"
Dude #2-" Oh man bro.....I broke up with Jess and she telling everyone how much of a dick I was. She's pulling a Taylor Swift on me!!"
Dude#1-"Oh that sucks to be you dawg!"

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Taylor Swift Happy

You are so happy that your jumpy like taylor at the grammys!

Person: You seem happy!
You: Oh I'm Taylor Swift Happy.

taylor swift obsession

being so in love with the music industry

“i have a taylor swift obsession”

Taylor Swift Complex

A girl who thinks she's stuck in high school.
a more serious case involves women who write pathetic "my heart broke" songs with the same four chords.

Avoid these women at all costs.

Jeanie says she's still heartbroken after her boyfriend in 3rd grade dumped her. That fucking bitch has a serious case of taylor swift complex.

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