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On July 18, 1969 after a party on Chappaquiddick Island Ted Kennedy's car ended up in the bottom of a lake with a woman in it. This has not hindered his political career very much. He tried to run for President but that wasn't working out. Instead he is a leader of the Democratic Party and runs Massachusettes (senator) for the people therea are entranced with the Kennedy name and are very stupid.
According to Kennedy, he made a wrong turn onto an unlit road that led to a bridge and drove over its side. The car landed upside down under the water. He also claims he was sober. He claims he tried to save her. He claims his cousin tried to help him save her because he went all the way back to the party aferward and then they gave up and he swam a ways so that he could get to his hotel.
Kennedy discussed the accident with several people, including his lawyer, but never went to the police.
Kennedy ended up pleading guilty to leaving the scene of an accident after causing injury and that's all. He got out of serving two months in jail for it, most likely due to his "family" connections. Many say that he got away with murder and has served several terms as Senator of Massachusettes because liberals are soft minded as well as soft hearted.
Mary Jo Kopechne (the woman in the car) had not drowned. Evidence indicated that she suffocated in an air pocket within the car despite Kennedy's alleged repeated attempts to get her out of the car even though he had gotten out of the car. (I personally want to know how there was so much air for her if he had gotten out of the car)
Many details and investigations around the incident suggest that he had reason to kill Mary Jo - none can be proven for Mary Jo is dead.
Most evidence indicates that the man is a murderer and a liar and a complete waste.
Ted Kennedy; See MURDERER
Planned out and executed the plan to murder (kill, terminate, end the life of) a woman.
Drinks in crazy measurements; see Alcoholic or Irishman; see also Liver disfunction.
Democrat; See also mentally challenged, retarded, and socialist.
The most pickled-liver of the Kennedy family, he is the brother of assassinated President John F. Kennedy.
The Kennedy Family; see American Royalty; see Organized Crime; see Prohibition Alcohol Running.
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The arrogant, fatass, liberal son of a bitch who is a senator of Massachusetts. His sidekick is John Kerry. This formerly-drunken left-wing bastard is ready to and always criticizes the Republican Party and President Bush for every decision and move that they make, along with fellow liberal cronies Barbara Boxer, Diane Feinstien, John Kerry, and Nancy Pelosi.
Out of the three Kennedy brothers, Ted is the one who should of got whacked; stupid fuck.
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The person in your office who, no matter how frequently or what time it is, is always somewhere in the bathroom when you go in.
Dude I went to the can at noon and at 2, Jim went at 3 and 6:30, and Barry went at 7 and "you know who" was in there EVERY SINGLE TIME! He is such an Uncle Ted!
Those two Uncle Teds from marketing creep me out! They are always hanging out by the sink next to the urinals and I think one of them was trying to sneak a peek at my junk while I peed.
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A person, one who makes mistakes. People in this world have got to have more sympathy for others. Kennedy's life sucks, people don't become alcoholics for the fun of it. He has had a real hard life, one that I wouldn't be able to handle. I respect him merely for being alive, I probably wouldn't be able to handle all the shit he's been through. He's a smart guy who knows his stuff who's passionate about what he does. He has made mistakes, everyone has. I refuse to see how some people can scream to high hell about Kennedy "murdering" his secretary, when the current president of the United States has murdered thousands. But no one is calling *him* a murderer, now, are they?
People have to stop being so self-righteous and just taking people in at face-value. Whether you agree with his politics or not, Kennedy is a smart man, and a good person. Honestly, if a person who can live the life he was forced to live, you have to give him at least a minimal amount of respect, even if you are an unforgiving, holier than thou asshole who thinks they know everything.
I smell....like blueberries. I'll bet Ted Kennedy eats blueberries. Please, Kennedy, don't eat me.
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US Senator from Massachustttes, who is no more than an elite, New England liberal that despises President Bush, and will blame everything wrong with the world on him and Republicans. He despises morality, descency and ethics. It should not be surprsing; he is a murderer who allowed a woman to die. Ted Kennedy is also a fat, ugly drunkard who's liver was pickled 30-years ago. He is a disgrace as a politician and an even bigger disgrace as a human being. He is the borther to JFK and Robert F. Kennedy. Teddy is bed buddies with John Kerry (also from Massachusttes), Nancy Polosi, Barbara Boxer, Diana eFeinstein, Harry Reid, and Hillary Clinton.
Ted Kennedy is a fat, ugly, murderous drunkard. The people of Massachusettes are complete idiots for supporting his sorry ass.
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the best character on how i met your mother. he is extremely underrated. and does not deserve the hate he gets.
you know that show how i met your mother? it wouldn’t make any sense without ted since there would be no one to meet the mother.
you’re such a ted mosby!
(aka you’re the main character but also the best character.)
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Alaskan Senator quoted as saying that the Internet "is not a big truck," but rather a "series of tubes."
According to Ted Steven, sometimes, the tubes are full and email goes slower.
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