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I have three of them at home, a big black one, a bigger brown one, and a black and white one. They are up for anything I want to do any time I want to do it. They never complain about being hot or cold or wet or cranky or a bad day at work or with the kids. They don't care about anniversaries or birthdays or mothers day and they don't want a card, any gift is always welcome. They will lick my feet on a hot day right after I get my shoes off or cuddle all night to keep me warm and never complain that they are getting stiff and have to turn over.
All they ask is a bucket of cold water and a couple of bowls of dog food every day and they think I'm great. If I let them lick my plate, or if I take them 4 a walk or throw the frisbee they think I am a God. If anyone threatens me they will gladly take him on even if he is a catapillar tractor.
I don't know any woman that even aspires to this level of love, loyalty, dedication and commitment.
Bitch is a good thing.
A "Bitch". Funny you say "bitch" like it was a bad thing.
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1. Women in general.
2. A specific grouping or type of woman, acting in a manner that is generally irratating, slutty, whorish, or any other way. All women are bitches.
A great African-American poet put it best by saying:
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks/
Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick
Get's the fuck out after you're done/
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...
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A human female that is considered irritating, bossy or annoying by a majority of people she is introduced to.
"Jeez, Ms. Wellman is such a bitch! She lost fourteen of my assignments this semester!"
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noun
1. the new black
2. (obsolete) a former term of approbation for a woman who acted too forward, self-assured; a woman who did not conform to the patriarchal dictate that women be quiet, submissive, and un-opinionated.
3. the female of a dog, fox, wolf, and sometimes other beasts.
Boy: "Why is that woman wearing such an heavy air of confidence and demonstrating such dead-on assertion?"
Friend: "Haven't you heard? Bitch is the new black."
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Talks shit about their friends, only cares about vodka, blows every guy they see, gets fucked up every weekend, only talks about partying, backstabs all her friends, and walks around like she owns the place, when in reality no one likes her.
Becca Hale is such a bitch
Becca Hale blew 3 guys in one night, and was bragging about it over lunch
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