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Large numbers of complaints that must reach disciplinary authorities before action is taken to discipline or protect the public. Especially relates to attorneys and their bar associations who oversee grievances and egregious, unethical conduct. Also can relate to doctors, police, etc. Ultra Critical Mass can take years, decades, or an entire career before it is reached. The implication is that large numbers of people are harmed by a single individual while Ultra Critical Mass is building. Is often the product of biased reviewers, cronyism, and/or bureaucracy.
The file cabinet containing attorney Doe's voluminous complaints finally collapsed; the bar is now investigating some of those complaints; Ultra Critical Mass has occurred.
Brockian Ultra-Cricket
Although it has been said that on Earth alone in our Galaxy is Krikkit (or cricket) treated as fit subject for a game, and that for this reason the Earth has been shunned, this does only apply to our Galaxy, and more specifically to our dimension. In some of the higher dimensions they feel they can more or less please themselves, and have been playing a peculiar game called Brockian Ultra-Cricket for whatever their transdimensional equivalent of billions of years is.
Lets be blunt, it's a nasty game, but anyone who has been to the higher dimensions will know that they're a pretty nasty heathen lot up there who should just be smashed and done in, and would be, too, if anyone could work out a way of firing missiles at right-angles to reality.
The rules to the game of Brockian Ultra-cricket, as played in the higher dimensions are strange and inexplicable. A full set of the rules is so massively complicated that the only time they were all bound together to form a single volume, they underwent gravitational collapse and became a black hole.
A brief summary, however, is as follows:
Rule One:
Grow at least three extra legs. You won't need them, but it keeps the crowds amused.
Rule Two:
Find one good Brockian Ultra-Cricket player and clone him off a few times. This saves an enormous amount of tedious selection and training.
Rule Three:
Put your team and the opposing team in a large field and build a high wall round them.
The reason for this is that, though the game is a major spectator sport, the frustration experienced by the audience at not actually being able to see what's going on leads them to imagine that it's a lot more exciting than it actually is. A crowd that has just watched a rather humdrum game experiences far less life-affirmation than a crowd that believes it has just missed the most dramatic event in sporting history.
Rule Four:
Throw lots of assorted items of sporting equipment over the walls for the players. Anything will do - cricket bats, basecube bats, tennis guns, skis, anything you can get a good swing with.
Rule five:
The players should now lay about themselves for all they are worth with whatever they find to hand. Whenever a player scores a 'hit' on another player, he should immediately run away and apologize from a safe distance.
Apologies should be concise, sincere and, for maximum clarity and points, delivered through a megaphone.
Rule Six:
The winning team shall be the first team that wins.
Curiously enough, the more the obsession with the game grows in the higher dimensions, the less it is actually played, since most of the competing teams are now in a state of permanent warfare with each other over the interpretation of these rules. This is all for the best, because in the long run a good solid war is less psychologically damaging than protacted game of Brockian Ultra-Cricket
-- Douglas Adams
on earth we play as follows...
>hey (insert friend's name here), let's play some brockian ultra cricket!
>OK
>there's that loser Jacob
>hahaha
Proceed to punch person (i.e. Jacob) on shoulder, usually. then runaway. he says something like "WTF!". then, as his back is turned, your friend does the same thing you did. Continue until he runs away!
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a native slovak dance, embraced by the new culture of gopniks in Russia
Vladimir: Check out my ultra nae nae bro
Branislav: Yeah my bro, cyka blyat
An EDM music festival in Miami where fratboys, sorority girls, and oily clubbers go to dress up as ravers for once a year. Some people even call this edm larping. For the UMF attendee it isn't about PLUR like it is in California or Electric Daisy Carnival (EDC), it's about hopping on whatever bandwagon the majority of people are into. If you are not larping like the rest of them they will not accept you into their community of fake ravers. At rave festivals like EDC it's about PLUR (PEACE LOVE UNITY RESPECT), and people accept you for who you are and don't give a fuck about stupid superficial shit. Alot of UMF edm larpers will even go as far as to say they hate PLUR, and that they only go for the music (this is another bandwagon because every edm larper says it). It really makes you realize how much better EDC is. All the real ravers know it too.
Ultra Music Festival (UMF) "raver": Hey, I hear everyone listens to Eric Prydz now...I guess I listen to him now. I hear he has alot of money too. I like money. Oh yeah fuck PLUR, I "only go for the music".
EDC raver: I love Eric Prydz because he has soul, not because of his money.... You don't go for the music. You just like the fact he's rich and everyone else is it doing it. Douche.
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"Well I love Chicken"
Summary
Ultra Instinct Mom(ใฆใซใใฉๆฌ่ฝใใ)
Is a Non-Human God Like Mom And Is a fictional character of the howieazy howieazy series she's appeared in most of howieazy series espically Ultra Instinct Mom Series. She is known for beating up her relatives such as blacku (her son)
his dad and many other innocent people altough she was defeated by her mother although she is a very overpowered mom
Power And Stats
Tier: 1B
Name: Ultra Instinct Mom or UI Mom
Origin: Howeiazy Series
Gender: Female
Age: Unknown
Classification: Transcendent deity
Powers and Abilities: Nigh-Immortality, Regeneration,Reality Warping,Spatial Manipulation,Nigh-Omnipotent,Omnipresence, Life & Death Manipulation, Power Nullification, Energy Manipulation, Information Manipulation, Telekenisis
Attack Potency: Low Hyperverse
Speed: Omnipresence
Lifting Strengh: Unknown
Striking Strength: Low-Hyperversal Level
Stamina: Infinite |Incalculable
Range: Hyperversal
Intellegence: Unknown
Weaknesses: Call her mother she's (One Above All)
Blacku: Watch Out Grandma there is ultra instinct mom
Mom: HURRY UP AND BAKE THE CHICKEN
Blacku: Mom I dont have time
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The most mindblowing music festival ever. Mostly techno music such as Deadmau5, David Guetta, etc. It's simply heaven on a stage.
Ultra Music Festival was the greatest fucking thing ever this year, I'm definetley going back!
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The final form of Donald J. Trump, after he returned from his unfair defeat in the 2020 Presidential Election and year long hiatus. Some say Joseph Robinette Biden, the False King unwittingly summoned the Ultra MAGA King in a moment of dementia. Biden's sidekick, Jennifer Pisskey's attempts at reversing the ritual backfired and thus the Ultra MAGA King was born. The prophecy states that the return of the Ultra MAGA King will coincide with proof from God himself of the injustice committed against the people of the United States of America in the year 2020 and the year thereafter, which will signify the beginning of the end of the stranglehold of the Swamp over The White House of the United States of America.
Ultra MAGA King
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