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National prank your friends day!
A day when you feel like doing something but you dont know what.
P1:Hey want some Oreos?
P2:Sure why not?!
P1:(Goes to kitchen and replaces the first row of oreos cream with mayo)
P1:(brings pack of oreos and eats two)
P2:Thanks Man!
P2:Why tf is there mayo in the cookies!?
P1:Because its February 25!, don't you know?!
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On november 25th, one citizen of each county will find alladin’s lamp and the genie will grant their 3 wishes. Make sure you’re ready to search
Hey *insert friends name here*, will you go lamping (verb for searching the lamp) with me on nov 25?
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1. Someone you can tolerate 75% of the time but who, the other 25% of the time, reminds you why you aren't dating or married.
2. A person who's more than a friend but less than significant other.
3. A relationship that's not a relationship.
"I'm taking my 75/25 to my cousin's wedding. I hope she doesn't get any ideas."
"This weekend? I don't know . . . maybe I'll see the 75/25 if I can stand it."
"No way could I live with the 75/25. I'd rip out his throat within a week."
"She's not my girlfriend; we just have a 75/25."
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People born on this day have breasts and give amazing head.
A: You're such a throat baby
T: I know. I'm a 25 September
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One of the national give a girl your hoodie day. There’s no such thing as too many hoodies. Bring a smile to a girls face and make her day, give her a hoodie so she can hide all of her thotty little clothes.
Girl: It’s so frickin cold *smirk*
Girl goes up to boy
Girl: Can I have your hoodieeeee
Guy: *wtf*
Girl: ITS OCTOBER 25, NATIONAL GIVE A GURL YOUR HOODIE DAY SO JUST F*CKIN GIVE ME YOUR F*UCKIN HOODIE
Guy: ....ok
Girl: Thank youu😍🥰😘
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50 centz son, was on VHI celebrity kids
reporter: whatz ya sonz rap name 50?
50: 25 cent datz ma boi
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Alex : I heard Allie there had sex with Tim last week
Amy: NO WAY
Why bc it’s October 25
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