Atomic Ownage

Verb: When playing Halo2 or other online game, you are utterly owned (beaten), often through the use of "space age" weapons (plasma, laser, etc.)

Verb: to be beaten by AtomicMonkey while on XboxLive (often resulting in outcome 1)

Man, I was playing CTF, and I got nonstop atomic ownage by this guy AtomicMonkey.

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atomic wedgie

when someone pulls your underwear up so high and put it on their heads

someone gave me a atomic wedgie and my underwear riped

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atomic bomb

One whose bookbag is overflowing with crumpled homework assignments.

Have you seen Trevor Claffey's bookbag? Yes, he is atomic bomb.

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atomic joey

Receiving a blow job while taking a shit.

If you are lucky, you can time the atomic joey just right and release both at the same time.

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Atomic Wrangler

You know ass-less chaps? Well how about strappin' on a pair of dick-less Wranglers as well as a girl who ain't afraid to scream "YEEHAWW!" while she gives you the ride of your life. Bomb that pussy.

Hot babe - "Whoo cowboy, my vagina hurts so bad!"
Wrangler wearin' dude - "That's cuz I bombed that pussy with an Atomic Wrangler!"

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atomic facial

When engaging in the missionary position just before blowing his load, the male with draws the penis, takes aim and fire’s his load with the intention to shoot the female in the face whilst still in the missionary position. If his aim is successful, the aftermath should like one after an atomic bomb.

I came so hard I game her an atomic facial

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Atomic Warhead

When you are doing a girl up the butt and she farts so that her butthole moves around or vibrates when your penis is still in it so that it stimulates it and forces you to ejaculate all over the place.

My girlfriend gave me an ATOMIC WARHEAD when we were fucking the other day.

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