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Australians of voting age actively ignored by Australian Liberal Party between 7 Sept 2013-21 May 2022
A talking point used by a new leader of a political party desperately seeking a strategy to convince followers that there are Australians desperate to vote for him and that he’s not just reviled h the population
"We'll propose strong policy ... our policies will be squarely aimed at the forgotten Australians in the suburbs across Australia,"
Shoving a didgeridoo into your anus with one end, pooping into it and another will receive it orally on the other end.
“I was asked if I wanted to do the Australian Wastepipe with my partner”
A yellow slanted-eyes person who always had dreams about migrating to Australia.
But he/she become a nuisance & pest to Australia once he migrated to it
(At one Australian airport)
Bobby: Hey look! That person is so fucking happy to reach Australia now
Michael: He will be an Australian chink soon. What a loser he is...(rolls eyes & walk away)
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During sex, the guy lights up and puts it out in the woman's ass. He then proceeds to have anal sex with her.
I'm totally going to do the Smokey Australian with her.
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When you are in australia on the beach having sex. The male pulls out his penis puts it in the sand and shoves back into the vagina.
You are on the beach having sex with a random girl. Mid stroke you pull out get some sand on your penis and shove it back into the vagina.That is the Australian Sandpaper.
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The Australian Lumberjack is a sex move which can only be performed on the 17th of December in the town of Tittybong Victoria, where the male occupant hangs upside down from a rope in a tree in a ski mask whilst receiving a blowjob from a female dressed as Julia Gillard who then cuts the rope the male is hanging from after he ejaculates in her mouth
Guy 1: Hey mate what did you get up to on the weekend
Guy 2: Oh nothing much, me girlfriend and I went up to Tittybong to do The Australian Lumberjack
Guy 1: What the Fuck are you talking about
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When a dude Lights his penis on fire, and then proceeds to have anal sex with a girl
I used the Australian Jackhammer on that girl last night
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