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When you are in australia on the beach having sex. The male pulls out his penis puts it in the sand and shoves back into the vagina.
You are on the beach having sex with a random girl. Mid stroke you pull out get some sand on your penis and shove it back into the vagina.That is the Australian Sandpaper.
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The Australian Lumberjack is a sex move which can only be performed on the 17th of December in the town of Tittybong Victoria, where the male occupant hangs upside down from a rope in a tree in a ski mask whilst receiving a blowjob from a female dressed as Julia Gillard who then cuts the rope the male is hanging from after he ejaculates in her mouth
Guy 1: Hey mate what did you get up to on the weekend
Guy 2: Oh nothing much, me girlfriend and I went up to Tittybong to do The Australian Lumberjack
Guy 1: What the Fuck are you talking about
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an obscure sexual move that has no accurate definition or description of what happens, although in certain cases, extreme "plowing" was used.
Van: Guess what d00d?
Zant: wazzat?
Van: Me and Brittny did an Australian Bobhopper last week.
Zant: Cool. How was it?
Van: .....i dont know.
Zant: You have no idea what it, do you?
Van: yup.
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like a French kiss but "down under"
He gave her an Australian kiss
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A word used by arrogant australian bigots. It essentially means unpatriotic. It has the same basic meaning as 'un-american' except that american and australian bigots have differing opinions on what makes a patriot. Calling a woman un-Australian is normally considered to be a light-hearted joke. The word is normally used by men, against other men. Calling an australian man 'un-australian' is questioning his man-hood.
Some things considered un-Australian:
Failing to drink beer socially.
Failing to know or care about sport, specifically football.(as opposed to soccor)
Knowing the second verse of the Australian national anthem.
There are three men standing around a BBQ, one offers to go inside and grab some beer. Another man states that he'd rather not have a drink. The third says "Jesus mate, that's downright un-Australian, what are you? A poof or something?"
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The area 'down under' your pants, generally referring to your genitals.
1) We're going to a party? Alright, but I gotta head home and shower first. My Australian parts need a little air.
variation:
2) - Did you buy that girl a drink?
- Yeah, she's Australian.
- Oh, so that's why she sounds funny.
- Yeah, and if things go well I'll get to tour down under and frollick in the outback.
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An act where either a male or female wears a kangaroo costume and masturbates their partner. It can be male on male, male on female, female on male, or female on female. The important criteria is the kangaroo costume.
"He did the Australian handjob on her"...
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