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Glazed Bagel

The act of ejaculating on a woman's behind as she lies on her stomach, then rubbing the ejaculate across her butt cheeks with the tip of your penis. The end result being that her butt cheeks are covered in a glaze which depending on nationality may in fact resemble a glazed plain bagel.

As Julie lie on the bed near the window, John stood in awe as the glazed bagel he had just given Julie was twinkling in the moonlight ever so beautifully.

by SquirrelPimp March 27, 2014

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Undercover Bagel

Undercover Bagel, or "UCB" for short, is a term used for a jewish person with a non-jewish sounding name.

Not to be confused with "Pizza Bagel" - a person that is both jewish and italian.

Did you see the size of John Smith's nose?
He's an undercover bagel.
Oh, that explains it.

by Colt Mcforties October 18, 2007

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bagel ass

"when you got a flat ass"
-ham

(mostly referring to princess sophia's bagel ass)

Nathan: You got a bagel ass
(*just so u know, sophie is flat as fucc*)
Sophia: I do not have a bagel ass

by a dissapointment August 3, 2018

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tird bagel

To yell randomly IN class when you forgot to do your homework

AWW tird bagel I FORGOT TO DO MY HOMEWORK

by FUCKY THE DRUNK CLOWN February 12, 2010

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pizza bagel

A dynamic duo comprised of two people, one from an Italian background, the other from a Jewish backgroud. Together the two form a combination that is simply put, brilliant!

"Hey look, there's Jewish Bagel, or Italian Bagel, I don't know what you call yourselves." "I think you mean Pizza Bagel."

by B. Agel May 15, 2007

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Bagel

a product used for managing male back hair

Fred used the bagel to manage his back hair.

by Anonymous November 2, 2003

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Rusty Bagel

When you eat a red heads butthole and her anus is extremely hairy (hence the rust)!

Yo tyler did you see that redhead! I'd give her a rusty bagel

by Isaac Lustig August 6, 2017

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