Bus service in the dublin area of ireland. known to be extremely shit and notorious for not sticking to the timetable. if the bus driver isnt a wanker, youre not on Dublin Bus.
John: "where the fucks the dublin bus?"
Bob: "oh, im gonna twat that driver"
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The king of Fighters. Man among men, like a rock, he is undefeatable and i giant compared to any man. The meaning of terror and the mennace of chaos.
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Someone who is known for frequently throwing people under the bus. See the definition for "throw under the bus."
"Dicky George, you're such a bus chucker!"
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Bus Theory. Bus Theory occurs when there has been a prolonged dry spell of male or female action (depending on preference of the individual). Typically after said period of time 'dry' multiple girls appear to take interest in you at the same time. This is just like buses in London, you wait a while and then a few turn up at the same time.
Like buses, the girls in question can be described in different ways. Typically, a short girl is known as a single decker, and the term double decker is usually used when referring to a larger,or taller girl. Some may even make use of the term "bendy-bus" when the female in question is something special, or has features out of the ordinary. 'Buses' may also be referred to as other large vehicles, such as executive coaches if the 'bus' is extremely good looking, or a rubbish lorry if the girl was a clear mistake.
I got some serious bus theory going on man, one's an executive coach but with a crap personality, and the other's pretty much a Lorry, but she's lovely, what should I do?!
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a bus that retards go to school in
usualy custard colour
look dave ther goes the custard bus
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A bus that is reported by a GPS-based information system (such as NextBus) that does not physically exist. This can be caused by the operator not logging out a bus that is going out of service. (For the opposite situation, see stealth bus.)
"No. 7 bus in 33 minutes? Shit! Wait, now it says 2 minutes.
(2 minutes later). Hey, no bus! Must have been a ghost bus."
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When the driver of your usual bus is in love with you and you feel awkward. You try and avoid the usual bus, but they often change shifts, so you can't be sure.
Chelsea: Oh shit, it's my bus love driver,.... quick, Brad, hold my hand
Brad: Erm, okay....
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