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A sexual position involving California kush and anal queefing. While having sexual Intercourse with a female or male anal hole, light up a blunt of Cali kush. Proceed to push more and more air in the anal canal until there is enough pressure to release a quite exceptional anal queef. Pull out of the anal canal violently. As you proceed to pull out, blow the cherry off of the blunt right into the anal canal. The anal queef will break up the burning cherry and make the cali sparks fly.
PATRICK: "Hey, it's 4th of july, let's do something special"
DANNY: "Ok, what should we do?"
PATRICK: "Let me Cali Sparks you.."
DANNY: "oh hell yeah, that's a perfect idea"
Literally the most annoying and laziest people. These type of people think 10 minutes is a far drive and literally complain if you ask them to go anywhere that isn’t a 2 minute walk.
Hey Carlos, mind taking me to Walmart?
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far
Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad
Literally the most annoying and laziest people. These type of people think 10 minutes is a far drive and literally complain if you ask them to go anywhere that isn’t a 2 minute walk.
Hey Carlos, mind taking me to Walmart?
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far
Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad
The most beautiful thing you've ever seen. Something from heaven
Angel. Caly Valence
Self proclaimed crunked out come snorting old ho that has been dubbed filter queen. Crazy mean old lady that thinks it's cute to be mean to others.
A serious problem for anyone who she enters their lives. Had a hand in her own daughter's murder then collects funds from friends and family to pretend to look for her killer.
Did you see what that old lady andrea cali-gibbons was wearing? I feel sick!