Cole : Oh my god its the goat!
Aiden : Oh its Calvin!
calvin is the best boyfriend ever. he is so handsome and perfect, with that blonde hair of his. thank you god, for letting me have him as a boyfriend.
calvin is the best boyfriend in the world.
Calvin is a god with unprecedented intelligence. in ancient text it is regarded that the core of the Earth is actually his massive brain. He looks like the embodiment of beauty and harbors the ability to court even the most stubborn and tough women. His ability to boink women is insane as is the size of his adjustable log made fit any women’s need;).
The archeologists discovered one of many depictions of Calvin in a boinking party, of course as the only male.
A fatass with a tiny dick, is a jackass to everyone...especially his best friend ..has the biggest ego out of everyone
Calvin is a fatass
The drop dead most sexy man in the whole world. Grow women leave their spouses for a lick of the hair of a Calvin. Calvin will pipe you up like a vanilla twinkie. His dick is seen as seen as the dick of Priapus, the god of fertility, his dick is so enormous it can kill people with one slap.
Have you seen Calvin, the male stripper.
Yea hes so hot.
He's so fucking bad at everything including aiming with his penis to pee
Hey Calvin you're so bad
unfunny person who is goofy ahh, very bad at roasting and is always attracted to girls