Captain Crunk

An intoxicating means of consuming the popular breakfast cereal Captain Crunch; Rather than pouring milk over the cereal, one uses Captain Morgan spiced rum.

I won't even try to choke down that bowl of Captain Crunk until I'm completely shit-faced.

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Captain Jack

A term used to describe the effects of drugs on a user.
A mythical figure who takes drugs users on a trip.

i.e. Captain Jack has led me into choppy seas, or The Captain has taken Kevin to sea and he won't be back for sometime.

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Fap Captain

Literal: Someone who masturbates more than they have sexual intercourse.

Slang: A male who masturbates to *excess*.

*Considered to the general public to be more than sixteen times a week.

Tom: Is John coming with us to the bar later?

Billy: No- I bet he's busy at home choking the chicken again, that horny bastard.

Tom: What a Fap Captain.

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Captain Falcon

He is the main racer of F-Zero series. Captain Falcon is a race pilot of the F-Zero grand prix. His racer, the Blue Falcon is one of the fastest on the track. When hes not on fast lane, C.Falcon is known as a relentless bounty hunter. He is 36 years old. Not only is he a threat on the track, but also to other Nintendo characters in bopth Smash Bros games, where his power and agility make him a feared opponent.

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Captain Planet

A treehugging super hero who while the Planeteers weren't looking used aerosol
cans, left the water running while brushing his teeth, and didn't recycle.

After secretly dumping toxic waste into the Great Lakes, Captain Planet got serviced by one of his Planeteers

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captain peroxide

An insult used in Buffy the Vampire Slayer which is directed mostly to Spike by Xander and Angel. They use this probably cause Spike bleaches his hair which is oh so sexy by the way :p.

Angel: "I'm getting the brush off for Captain Peroxide"

I call Ryne Captain Peroxide sometimes cause of his super blond hair which is surprisingly natural :p

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drum captain

The one band kid that isn't actually a band kid. AKA the coolest person in the band along with the drum major. Usually likes to hit things with sticks, including drumheads, practice pads, and bass drummers. The hottest guy or girl in the band that every girl or guy wants to get with.

Band Geek? No, I'm the drum captain.

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