gender card

The woman card, also called playing the woman card, the gender card or the sex card, is an idiomatic phrase that refers to exploitation of either sexist or anti-female attitudes by accusing others of sexism or misogyny. Usually used by feminists or stupid ass bitches.

Girl starts punching a random guy, but she doesn’t really stop.
The guy tries some self-defence and holds her hands.

Then the girls starts yelling that she’s getting abused and all the stupid males jump on the poor guy and then he ends in prison for abuse. Another victim of the gender card.

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card counting

A way to gain an advantage over the house. It is not cheating. Most of the best blackjack players do this.

Goats enjoys card counting. It is not cheating. It wins her money.

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Trump Card

1. To negate something that's has be established

2.A grandiose way of saying Broke.

1. Gay marriage and legalized weed was established in some states laws. Her comes Trump's ass pulling a Trump Card and messing thing up.

2. Thing 1:"Hey let's go get something to eat."

Thing 2: " Sure let me pull out my Trump Card since I got paid last week at my imaginary job that doesn't exist. Also, they take money out of my imaginary check to pay for imaginary taxes that doesn't exist. Here there you go. Let eat air that I have to pay for."

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face card

a $100 bill

"a face card is a hundred dolla bill, a long very hard stare is a grill" R.I.P. BIG-L

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wild card

1. something unpredictable and outside the normal rules

2. someone or something that is pretty much picked at random ( both senses from poker)

It looks like the wild card won't help you here.

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Card nazi

When playing card games or games with cards the person that always wants the cards,reads the questions,holds the cards,shuffles,deals,always wants control of the cards even if not playing the game,hogs the cards.

hey jim want to play some cards? Okay call some more people but not annie shes such a card nazi.

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credit card

to swipe your hand or random card through one's butt crack when the are not expecting it.

person 1: WTF was that?
person 2: I was just checking your credit with my credit card, it stinks.

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